Dear Friend,
I was born intelligent but education has ruined me. May your day be punctuated with a revanchism whose magniloquence can only be theatropistically analysed by the use of a reminiscent excarbation.
I hope you don't mind my apostasy. I know your arquistic impedance might not engulf this kind of debanched pedagogy because of its repuginatious tolecentrism...
RGDS
Mimizzz